One of ‘the biggest stand up hits of the decade’

The Guardian
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My name’s Luisa Omielan and I’m a stand up comedian and I like to PARRTYY!!

I’ve got two solo shows, my debut was called ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ and the follow up ‘ Am I Right Ladies?!’.

I crowdfunded a recording of my show! It’s available for download here.

My debut book ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ is out now published by Century at Random House. You can order it here.

I wrote a joke about the thigh gap, and now over 40 million people have seen me in my pants. Dreams really can come true. Watch it here.

I’m coming to New York City this September! Get your tickets now. In the meantime, see my recent stint on Live at the Apollo.

My Charity

My beautiful Mummy, Helena Lulewicz Omielan, is the best Mummy in the world. Sadly she had a very short but brutal battle with cancer. However my mum lived her life with so much kindness and wanted that to continue. This foundation is to help deliver home comforts to hospices around the U.K, whether that be coffee machines, soft bedding, guest beds, updating family rooms, buying special double hospital beds so patients can lie with a loved one. Any home comfort that helps improve a patients time. All the information on the foundation can be found at

If you would like to donate - you can do so here. Thank you!

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My book What Would Beyonce Do?! is now available on Amazon.

What’s it about? Well, you know when you find yourself approaching 30 and you have a temp career going nowhere, student debt that’s somehow not getting any smaller, an ex who’s ‘not ready’ and left you heartbroken, and to top it all off you have to move back home to your mum’s house?

Then here, at your lowest point, your best friend decides to pick that very moment to remind you that you are the same age as Beyoncé.


AM I Right Ladies?!

out now



A manifesto. Contains strong language and adult themes. 18 only.

'Omielan is a refreshing comic voice, doing something that no-one else is doing...there is no doubt that she will become the megastar she already acts like one day very soon.' The Independent.

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My solo shows are like events, be prepared to PARTY! ‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ has had numerous sell out runs, received 5 star reviews, and one of its jokes has notched up over 40 million views #ThighGap It follows ‘What Would Beyoncé Do?!’ which has been called “One of the top UK comedy shows of the last decade” by the Guardian newspaper.

AM I Right Ladies?!

A manifesto of booty, sex, mental health & rom coms. It also has one of the best jokes about thigh gaps ever written. ‘Should be part of the curriculum’ Kate Copstick

What Would Beyonce Do?!

What Would Beyoncé Do?! Is the most successful debut show to come out of the Edinburgh Fringe, a phenomenal word of mouth smash hit. The original party with jokes in.


god is a woman

I'm a Bafta Breakthrough brit bringing a brand new stand up show 'God is a Woman' to the USA for my highly anticipated American debut.

Come watch me at the SOHO Playhouse in New York City! You can get your tickets here.

No one invited me, but I have the best fans, and they have crowdfunded this trip. You can see what they did here..

Supported by a bunch of friends, I'm leaving the UK whilst it's currently going a bit mad, and I've decided to flee to the very safe, very grounded, non political haven that is America.

'God Is A Woman' is my new show. My previous ones were about Beyonce, Thigh Gaps and Politics, so get you a girl who can do all 4!

My USP is making you laugh one second and cry the next, expect Mary Magdalene and dick jokes. I'm the most famous British female comedian you've never heard of, and if that's isn't enough, I'm bringing my 2 year old sidekick - Bernie, the Bernese Mountain Dog to the glorious American stage.

Come and be part of the journey.


Join me for a work in progress of my new idea 'God is a Woman and Jesus was a Feminist' Expect goddesses, divine feminine and a very hairy dog.

5th - 17th August
Soho Theatre London
23rd - 25th August
Politics for Bitches extended Cut at Edinburgh Fringe
12th September - 6th October
God Is A Woman
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Luisa Omielan
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Don't be so self-deprecating - Do you see
Beyonce putting herself down? Hell no!