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One of ‘the biggest stand up hits of the decade’
The Guardian
One of ‘the biggest stand up hits of the decade’
The Guardian
My name’s Luisa Omielan and I’m a stand up comedian and I like to PARRTYY!!
I’ve got two solo shows, my debut was called ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ and the follow up ‘ Am I Right Ladies?!’.
My third is gonna be called ‘Famous with a Baby’ and I am not writing it until it writes itself.
I crowdfunded a recording of my show! It’s available for download here.
My debut book ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ is out now published by Century at Random House. You can order it here.
I wrote a joke about the thigh gap, and now over 40 million people have seen me in my pants. Dreams really can come true. Watch it here.
If you have just seen Luisa on TV and want tickets to her London show at the O2 Shepherd's Bush Empire on the 14th December 2017 you can grab tickets here...
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Watch Luisa's stand up show, now available on IPlayer
My book What Would Beyonce Do?! is now available on Amazon.
What’s it about? Well, you know when you find yourself approaching 30 and you have a temp career going nowhere, student debt that’s somehow not getting any smaller, an ex who’s ‘not ready’ and left you heartbroken, and to top it all off you have to move back home to your mum’s house?
Then here, at your lowest point, your best friend decides to pick that very moment to remind you that you are the same age as Beyoncé.
FML
A manifesto. Contains strong language and adult themes. 18 only.
'Omielan is a refreshing comic voice, doing something that no-one else is doing...there is no doubt that she will become the megastar she already acts like one day very soon.' The Independent.
Fresh, hilarious and brilliant! Another signature party with jokes from Luisa Omielan, following her unprecedentedly successful debut stand-up show, What Would Beyoncé Do?! An empowering manifesto regarding sex, mental health and body image. Come and see why Luisa keeps getting sell-out runs, you’ll have the time of your life.
The Metro
‘My Favourite is Luisa Omielan whose show should be compulsory viewing’ Kate Copstick - The Scotsman
My solo shows are like events, be prepared to PARTY! ‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ has had numerous sell out runs, received 5 star reviews, and one its jokes has notched up over 40 million views #ThighGap It follows ‘What Would Beyoncé Do?!’ which has been called “One of the top UK comedy shows of the last decade” by the Guardian newspaper.
A manifesto of booty, sex, mental health & rom coms. It also has one of the best jokes about thigh gaps ever written. ‘Should be part of the curriculum’ Kate Copstick
What Would Beyoncé Do?! Is the most successful debut show to come out of the Edinburgh Fringe, a phenomenal word of mouth smash hit. The original party with jokes in.
Babes! I'm bringing my smash hit show "Am I Right Ladies!?" to a city NEAR YOU!
As you know, my first show 'What Would Beyonce Do?!' was hailed as 'one of the biggest stand up hits of the last decade' by The Guardian (high fives Guardian, high fives) AND now it's on BBC3 as a stand up special!! Well, this is the follow up!
My joke on the Thigh Gap went viral with currently over 40 million views. If you like this you will LOVE the show. It's a party with jokes in!
I've been nominated for Best Comedy Show in Melbourne, sold out tours in 12 countries, released a book, crowdfunded a DVD and now YOU should buy a ticket to see me live!
"You'll have the time of your life and you'll owe it all to her" - ★★★★★Chortle
Growing up Omielan describes herself as “really skinny”, despite eating whatever junk food she wanted. As such, she never really thought about what she looked like until her late twenties, when she was trying to make it in comedy.
“If you only get your comedy fix from television, the name Luisa Omielan may not mean much. But earlier this year a clip of Omielan notched up more than five million Facebook views in two days.”
“There is nobody on the stand-up circuit like Luisa Omielan. And there are no stand-up comedy audiences like a Luisa Omielan audience. Her breakthrough show What Would Beyonce Do?! had fans dancing in the aisles as Omielan clambered through the stalls.”
“Is she right, ladies? She’s *so* right – and inspirational, and hilarious, and sassy and just about the best tonic you could hope for from a comedy show.”
“Beyoncé really is Omielan’s role model. “She’s a mother, a wife, an entrepreneur, talented and a hard worker,” says the comedian, “and they’re all things I want to be.” I wouldn’t be surprised if one day Ms Knowles returns the compliment.”
Thanks for your message babes!
I'll get back to you soon.
Big love
xoxox
Don't be so self-deprecating - Do you see
Beyonce putting herself down? Hell no!
