One of ‘the biggest stand up hits of the decade’

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My name’s Luisa Omielan and I’m a stand up comedian. I wrote a joke about the thigh gap, and now over 30 million people have seen me in my pants. Dreams really can come true.

I’ve got two solo shows, my debut was called ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ and the follow up ‘ Am I Right Ladies?!’.
My third is gonna be called ‘Famous with a Baby’ and I am not writing it until its writes itself.

I crowdfunded a recording of my show! It’s available for download here.

My debut book ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ is out on July 14th published by Century at Random House. You can order it here.

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My book What Would Beyonce Do?!  is now available to preorder on Amazon. If you’ve seen my shows - I would love it if you could pre-order it and we can celebrate when it launches.

What’s it about? Well, you know when you find yourself approaching 30 and you have a temp career going nowhere, student debt that’s somehow not getting any smaller, an ex who’s ‘not ready’ and left you heartbroken, and to top it all off you have to move back home to your mum’s house?

Then here, at your lowest point, your best friend decides to pick that very moment to remind you that you are the same age as Beyoncé.



AM I Right Ladies?!

out now



A manifesto. Contains strong language and adult themes. 18 only.

'Omielan is a refreshing comic voice, doing something that no-one else is doing...there is no doubt that she will become the megastar she already acts like one day very soon.' The Independent.

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AM I Right Ladies?!

Throughout December 2015, I toured the show in London, Leicester, Cardiff, Bath, Liverpool, Southend, Oxford, Nottingham & Birmingham. Stay tuned for my 2016 dates!

As well as the ‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ tour, Luisa will be regularly playing gigs at venues nationwide. Click here for a list of upcoming shows.

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My solo shows are like events and can be found on my tour dates, be prepared to PARTY! ‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ sold out for the full run of Edinburgh 2014, received 5 star reviews, and is currently on tour. It follows ‘What Would Beyoncé Do?!’ which has been called “One of the top UK comedy shows of the last decade” by the Guardian newspaper.

AM I Right Ladies?!

A manifesto of booty, sex, mental health & rom coms. It also has one of the best jokes about thigh gaps ever written. ‘Should be part of the curriculum’ Kate Copstick

What Would Beyonce Do?!

What Would Beyoncé Do?! Is the most successful debut show to come out of the Edinburgh Fringe, a phenomenal word of mouth smash hit. The original party with jokes in. I recently brought it back for one night only in a sold out show and after party at the O2 Forum Kentish Town. 

Upcoming gigs

As well as the ‘ Am I Right Ladies?!’ tour, Luisa will be regularly playing gigs at venues nationwide. Stay tuned for my 2016 dates

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Charlotte Austin at Catface Talent
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Don't be so self-deprecating - Do you see
Beyonce putting herself down? Hell no!